Monster who sent you so many omens, why didn't you do anything?

Monster who had to knock, because it seems your doorbell is broken

Monster who just had an incredible encounter they can't wait to tell you all about

Monster who wants a cute outfit of their own

Monster who dances like a battering ram, and speaks like royalty

Monster who floats like a butterfly, and stings like a death ray

Monster who once took on five hunters in one night.

Monster who'd really like it if you stopped calling it spying. They're just observing. Everything. In detail.

Monster who doesn't do collaborations. Not after what happened last time.

Monster who isn't in it for the fame. It's nice, but it's not why they're doing it.